Pillows for food!

[Silvertree]

I am married and like many married men accept my wife's little idiosyncrasies as she more or less accepts mine.

Early in our relationship I noticed she had a lot of lamps, OK, I have a lot of guitars. She also has a lot of pillows, pillows all over the place, I just moved 5 pillows to lay down on the sofa to write this. There are plenty more, one day a furniture store had a sale on pillows, very colorful pillows and we had more pillows than Tribbles.
Thank God they can't have babies.

I just told my wife if there is ever a national pillow emergency, because of a catastrophic event, and food becomes scarce we'll be OK. We got bullets and we got pillows, one for hunting and the other for trade. We can trade pillows for food and we'll be eating regular.

[Greg from K/W]

LOL I would have to be pretty desperate before I would hunt pillows for supper.

[Leo G]

Paul's Pillow Pandorium.

[bconley]

I had a dream last night, I was eating a giant marshmallow,
I woke up, and my pillow was gone!

[Greg from K/W]

lmao I dont think I would wanna bother with that establishment.

[Bodger]

I give names to my pillows. It's so lonely here sometimes.

[Silvertree]

As long as you aren't applying makeup to them I see no harm.;)

[Bodger]

As long as you aren't applying makeup to them I see no harm.;)



Of course not!!






My pillows are all guys. :laugh3:

[Silvertree]

OK then!:laugh3:

[Leo G]

Are they homo pillows?

[Bodger]

Are they homo pillows?


Bob is a bit queer I think, but Stan isn't.

We make Julio sleep on the floor.:grin:

[Leo G]

That is just whack.

[Silvertree]

You guys hijacked my innocent thread, now its just dirty talk.:rolleyes3:

[Leo G]

It's just pillow talk Paul.

[WarnerConstInc.]

As long as you don't bite them.



















Pillow talk Leo, nice!

[Silvertree]

Clever comeback Leo:2thumbsup:

[PA Woodbutcher]

But he brought it on himself this time:laugh3: He should have known better, I mean it is crazy talk.